'You're selling an entire boba shop?': 25+ Bizarre items that people actually tried to sell on FB Marketplace

What's the best thing you've ever found on FB Marketplace?

More and more, people in my social circles have been finding their best and cheapest clothing and furniture online. Some have explored buy nothing groups, while others have uncovered super cheap furniture on FB Marketplace. Oftentimes, the sellers are people who are moving and need to get rid of their stuff ASAP, so who better to sell it to than people right in their own community? 

I know people who have found dressers or couches for like $50. With a steal like that, you will have to go pick that up yourself. Since my latest thrift shop trip was a bust, I too have been searching online for furniture on FB Marketplace. Specifically, I need a kitchen table and chairs, and I just know the perfect set is out there. I'm manifesting a $50 or under kitchen table… dreams can come true! 

However, there's a lot of wacky and straight-up unhinged listings on the ole Marketplace as well. Some people list their strange vehicles, others post their quirky artwork, and some will just sell the literal trash on the sidewalk, begging for $5 until someone sends it their way. I'm a huge fan of the person who's selling a bike that's underwater (or to be specific, they're selling the location, and the buyer can put on their swimsuit and go fetch the bike themselves. Very funny thing to sell). 

Next, read about the employee who quit their toxic job on the spot after their entitled boss texted them that they're "not appreciating your attitude": 'Have a good life.'

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    Juju and Cleo @jujubeeandcleo another great fb marketplace listing, i love it here Radiant Engagement Ring. Size 6 $1,000
    via @jujubeeandcleo
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    SUPERMARCHES G20 Sneakers Nike dunk panda 38 Muy bueno · Nike 15,00 € 16,45 € Protección al comprador incluida 58 vide-placard22 Enviar me... (116)
    via @LiL_village_
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    Your HOA will love this front yard decor

    Five nights at Freddy's $200
    via @The_TNT_Muffin
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    lightly used five guys burger. $5 Send seller a message Hello, is this still available? Send Similar items Send offer Share Save Description I know it's used but it still has a few bites left for anyone who hungry. I know what I got. No lowballs.
    via @wowwjeon
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  • 05

    Immediate purchase

    Insane fb marketplace pull. Nice addition to the living room? ✗ 11:56 Red box $250 Just listed rent and return to any Redbox location SUNSCREEN Q 55 Lift here to rent VIDEO SURVEILLANCE PICK UP & RETURN Insert with REDBOX name facing you
    via @MattWaters9
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    Rock from HI $20 Send seller a message Good evening, is this still available? Send Alerts Send offer Share Save Description Yep, just got back. Grabbed this fine specimen on the way out. Been there many times, but it always seems to... See more
    via @CLSRBYWTRPRKS
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    This person is selling a bike... I'm pretty sure it's not a planter, like it really is a bike

    united bmx £65
    via @pestowitch
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  • 08

    They even included details

    united bmx £65
    via @pestowitch

    Guess they don't want to damage their plants until the thing sells! 

  • 09

    I bet this sold, too

    Taylor Swift ERAS Tour Braclet From New Orleans Unused $50
    via @_adazzlinghaze
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    #tv apple tv $30 Send seller a message Hi, is this available? Send Alerts Send offer Share Save Description Still works good just a little scratched up.
    via @jake4shore
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    Framed print $35 YAN
    via @jarogeism
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    I wish I had not seen these

    found an insane bargain on fb marketplace Thank is $3 Chicken popsicle New York, NY
    via @BarzNearMe

    What do we think, are these still raw? Or have these been through the fryer, then placed in the freezer to become actual popsicles? What a terrible day to have eyes. I'm glad we could share this moment together as friends as we ponder the depths of FB Marketplace. 

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    Can anyone lend me $1,200?

    886 NMT 1970 Flintstone Flintstone $1,200 Listed 5 days ago Pottstown, PA Send seller a message Hi, is this available? 1970 Flintstone Flintstone $1,200 Listed 5 days ago Pottstown, PA Send seller a message Hi, is this available? Send Send Alerts Message Share Save Alerts Message Share Save Description Flintstone mobile made out of wood, full size version..Very unique...Can hold 2 adults... Great for Mancave garage..
    via @insanemrktplace
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  • 14

    Legendary find, they could be charging way more for this

    2012 EZGO 48 Volt. ezgo $8,000 $9,000 Listed 11 months ago Belfry, KY
    via @pedri69420
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    Why wouldn't they color code the strings?

    it's a wedding seating planner I found on fb marketplace ...there's GOTTA be a better way, right?? am I insane?? Arran Adam P Adam Alan Alex Top Table ngela 345
    via @TheDemoDarby

    Or just do this any other way? It looks like it took quite a lot of time and effort! Not to mention that there's only one name out of alphabetical order. Poor Holly is going to know that she was quite literally the last person thought of, and an addition to an already booked-up wedding. And, you know, like… who could possibly buy this? All of the guest's unique names are on the board! 

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    man is going on on fb marketplace C • 2021 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Redeye Coupe 2D $35,000 Listed about a month ago Antioch, TN
    via @tanuki_like
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    2XL JAIL 7416 $50 DO 8 jail fit
    via @juno_plays
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    arizona fb marketplace is hilarious, what do you mean you're selling an entire boba shop Just listed $20 Plant Stand $40 $250 Large Bird o... babazona BOBA TEA & GELATO HOUSE IRE LANE $100 Crate and Barrel... $45,000 $4,450,000....
    via @rainylune
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    Honeybees $10
    via @chumblings
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  • 20

    There are possibilities here!

    ий NAL 2002 ATLANTA 2002 NCAA Championship Floor sections $2,000 $3,500
    via @JalinTroutman35
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    Knuckle sandwich Free Send seller a message Hi, is this available? Send Alerts Send offer Share Save Description Free FOR ANYBODY NEED THAT
    via @/thelettrk
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    "Used a couple times so it's a little wore out," the seller writes

    shooty hoops $55 SHOOTY HOOFS Save
    via @kommanderkarl

    And in case you couldn't tell, yes, it was a school project. 

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    Tea Cup Ceramic $10
    via @localchaos_
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    Used roller skates $50
    via @Eidolon_Night
  • 25

    They just wanted to post this photo

    Wet owl $500 Send seller a message Hi, is this available? Send Alerts Send offer Share Save Description He won't stay dry for some reason A (Don't buy) A
    via @mushrooomrry
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  • 26

    Idk, that broken one looks very raw

    they selling on FB Marketplace $12. Mega Chunky...
    via @JohnF***Scent
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    is going on over on fb marketplace 8 Farrah Fawcett on a stick $5 $10
    via @avatarkayy
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    Many questions

    Left leg $100 000000000000 D
    via @EDIBLU
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    ....... full suspension Mountainbike $25 Send seller a message Hi, is this available? Send Alert Send Offer Share Save Description Great Mountainbike! Ready hit some trails! Only one problem, it's under the water in a lake in redwood ny. $25 for me to give you the coordinates to the bike. CASH... See more
    via @Sammy112100

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